Ramblings of a crazy cat lady.

Lucy. 19. UK.
I once tried to pull my sleeves up and accidentally punched myself in the face..

If you need to know anything, ask me.
Apparently I'm obliged to show you what I look like too, my face.

Those who say "there is no such thing as a stupid question" have clearly never worked in customer service.

Jul 6th at 8PM / via: hotwhiteguy / op: starweilder / 283,879 notes


trying to figure out someone else’s shower


Jul 6th at 8PM / via: hotwhiteguy / op: asscop / 558,408 notes


my favorite flavor of cake is more

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Jul 6th at 8PM / via: rahs-wonderland / op: mysteriqe / 276,513 notes

Hey I’m bored so….

Jul 6th at 8PM / via: hotwhiteguy / op: noizsleftnipple / 3,019 notes


I’m willing to get Everyone who reblogs this post

I will doodle a simple picture of what I think you look like based on your blog 

the drawing might look something like this :o


Yeye! I really wanna do this and I’ll get EVERYONE

uvu please have submit open

Jul 6th at 8PM / via: nushhhxx / op: chicken-nuggets-galore / 910,713 notes




Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore)

Jul 6th at 7PM / via: smilewithoutacare / op: reflektors / 147,514 notes

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Jul 6th at 7PM / via: hotwhiteguy / op: beyoncempire / 214,459 notes


when someone changes their url


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Jul 6th at 7PM / via: hotwhiteguy / op: jetbag / 281,173 notes


"look at the stars, 

look how they shine for you” image

Jul 6th at 7PM / via: hotwhiteguy / op: foxnewsofficial / 532,664 notes



they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad 

if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band

Jun 30th at 7PM / via: stardustwaves / op: coolstoryfuckface / 20,932 notes

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